As Lemmy revealed in his scoop Saturday, Harley-Davidson is trying to inject some excitement in its languishing Softail line by coming out with two new "S" models with the 110 ci engine previously only available as an add-on or found in CVO models that flirted with the $30,000 mark.
Let's face it, though: The 110 Twin Cam engine in a Slim may be an intriguing idea, but it's not really new. You could already get one by ordering the optional engine. What ended up interesting me more than the new Slim S and Fat Boy S was Harley's approach, announcing the bikes live on Periscope. And then what distracted me even further from the original news was the stream of comments from others watching Harley's #RideAroundTheWorld virtual stunt.
One person's cutting-edge technology that is immediate and unfiltered and therefore authentic and "real" is another person's jerky video with poorly scripted banter with a lot of "uhhs," with poor sound quality and badly chosen camera angles. Here's how I experienced this new breakthrough in marketing. Or wasted half an hour, depending on how you see it.
The #RideAroundTheWorld starts in Portland, at See-See Motor Coffee Co., where the 2016 Iron 883, Forty-Eight and Street 750 are displayed. Nothing to see here. New styling licks or minor upgrades. Then we finally see the Fat Boy S, and See-See owner Thor Drake rides it onto the streets of Portland. But wait! Where's the Slim?
Comments start flowing in:
“Who’s getting fired for this lame thing?”
“This is great!”
“At least they don’t have Elton John riding.” (If you don't get that reference, ask someone who was at Harley's huge 100th anniversary bash.)
“I want my hearts back.” (If you don't get that reference, spend more time with Periscope.)
“This is really great to watch.”
Then it ends and you have to jump over to the Sydney video. Here, we only see the rider's point of view. We see the iconic Sydney Opera House. We don't ever really see a Harley-Davidson. Comments:
“More bikes please.”
“So show some bikes”
“I’m digging this. F the haters.”
“Some of you people clearly don’t understand what Periscope is used for.”
Wait, I've been bumped again. Time to go over to Tokyo. In Sydney, we got the Opera House. In Tokyo, we seem to be in an alley. Again, only the rider's point of view. Comments:
“Pointless. I want to see the bikes.”
“We want bikes… we want bikes…”
“I love how people bitch then don’t leave.”
OK, bumped. Time to jump to Barcelona, where it's something like 4 a.m. Now there is no audio, except for some faint wind whistling noise, but at least we can see the bikes. Comments:
"Some people here are being rude. They don’t understand the concept here."
"They need bigger license plates."
"Damn, those license plates are like billboards."
"No audio. I guess those Spanish bikes are super quiet."
"Love the green."
Now we're in Toronto. Comments:
"Very cool concept."
"Not informative at all."
"Come to Boise."
Now Mexico City. The rider is wearing jeans and a leather jacket despite the rain. He almost gets taken out by a car in the first few seconds of the ride. Commenters are starting to wander off. Or maybe they're still stuck in Barcelona or Toronto.
Now Las Vegas. What happens in Vegas apparently does stay in Vegas (for me, at least), because all I saw was a few seconds of garbled video and a woman holding a sign. I guess I need to go watch the replay. Comment:
"Camera man is drunk."
And, we're back to Portland. And look, they're finally showing us the Slim S. Ah, so that's the bike we were seeing in Barcelona with the military motif, with a very World War II-looking white, five-point star on a green background. Most loved it. A few didn't.
And that's #RideAroundTheWorld. Hey, this is not some hyper-polished Budweiser Super Bowl commercial psychologically calibrated so every precious second tugs at some deep emotion with lost puppies and horses, whether you want it to or not. This is live, unscripted, authentic, the kind of genuine communication where we might just forget, the first time around, to tell you about the most important bike we're introducing.
Or maybe they should just get a good Bluetooth mic, a Steadicam and a real script. I don't know. You tell me.