With a name like Greaser, it was either wrench for a living or write about motorcycles and cars. Andy’s personal bikes have been (politely) called “cheap thrills.” He is careful not to park them too close to recycling bins. Special talents include a) encyclopedic knowledge of 1990s sport bikes, b) an uncanny ability to plate any motorcycle, and c) a perpetual tank’s-half-full attitude. Somehow, Andy Greaser is DOT-approved.